Four Engine Theory

[Snookerd]

What is your # of motors you currently own, condition of said motor(s), and best story about your current or past motors.

Here are my current motors:
1991 130 yamaha 2 str-won't die
2 225 1996 merc 3 liters 2str-2002 powerheads
1 1/2 8hp Yamahas 2 str-one is a long shaft the other is extra short (missing the lower unit)

Best story is 2 yrs ago when one of the 8 hps fell off my boat while towing on I-75 going around 70mph.(kicker bracket came apart and the motor was dragging on the pavement)