Why Boats are better the women

[jorgeinmiami]

1. Boats last longer.
2. Boats don't have parents.
3. Boats never get headaches.
4. Boat's curves never sag.
5. Boats don't care if you have a beer while you ride them.
6. Boats never ask "Does this make me look fat?"
7. Your boat doesn't get mad at you if you look at other boats.
8. You don't have to deal with preachers and blood tests to register your boat.
9. If you say bad things to your boat you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
no offence meant to the women....but hopefully we got your attention :-P