Why Boats are better the women

[jorgeinmiami]

1. Boats last longer.
2. Boats don't have parents.
3. Boats never get headaches.
4. Boat's curves never sag.
5. Boats don't care if you have a beer while you ride them.
6. Boats never ask "Does this make me look fat?"
7. Your boat doesn't get mad at you if you look at other boats.
8. You don't have to deal with preachers and blood tests to register your boat.
9. If you say bad things to your boat you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
no offence meant to the women....but hopefully we got your attention :-P

[Islandtrader]

Boats and Women...One thing that is the same...

They both cost a lot of money to ride and to maintain...LOL

[bigeasy1]

I can remember a time when I almost sold my boat(not a Seacraft) for a woman I was dating.She wanted a Corvette.
fortunantely,I came to my senses and ditched her.I did sell that boat however and bought a bigger one(boat not woman).

Unlike a woman,If my boat could talk,I doubt it would ask,
"What are you thinking right now?".

I,however do talk to my boat. Many times when the fishing is slow,I'll pat her gently and say "c'mon girl bring us to the fish" It actually works every so often.

[FLexpat]

It was explained to me a long time ago as 'pay to play';

If it flies, floats, or f...s it's gonna cost you. A lot.

[BigLew]

I learned it as, "If flys, floats or f***s, RENT it!"

[NoBones]

The old Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona had a bumper sticker that said:

"If has tits or wheels, sooner or later it is bound to give you trouble"

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by NoBones

The old Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona had a bumper sticker that said:

"If has tits or wheels, sooner or later it is bound to give you trouble"

What? BHS is no longer on Main st?
Damn 99%ers.

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by jorgeinmiami

1. Boats last longer.
2. Boats don't have parents.
3. Boats never get headaches.
4. Boat's curves never sag.
5. Boats don't care if you have a beer while you ride them.
6. Boats never ask "Does this make me look fat?"
7. Your boat doesn't get mad at you if you look at other boats.
8. You don't have to deal with preachers and blood tests to register your boat.
9. If you say bad things to your boat you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
no offence meant to the women....but hopefully we got your attention :-P

"Hor-hay", Are you trying to get us all in Aguas Calente' or just Casa de Perro, you Loco Cubano(?)

[BigLew]

OK, I hesitated to say this, but a boat fills a hole in the water and a women has a hole that needs to be filled! Both are very costly in the end!

Forgive me, my apologies in advance.

[FLexpat]

Originally Posted by Terry England

"Hor-hay", Are you trying to get us all in Aguas Calente' or just Casa de Perro, you Loco Cubano(?)

I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field...

My wife already refers to my 23 as 'the other wife' or 'the Florida wife' while making particular note of it's name 'Cardinal Sin'. Not quite sure where it's going but it can't be good.