Why Boats are better the women

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by FLexpat

I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field...

Dang, You are right FLex. all they'd need is a louvered door, a Jack plate and maybe a stainless steel prop throw'd out in a field next to the Interstate and they be a 9 truck pile up. We'd be like sitt'in ducks, 'sept of course either Sandy or Frizz would be the first to go down.

My wife already refers to my 23 as 'the other wife' or 'the Florida wife' while making particular note of it's name 'Cardinal Sin'. Not quite sure where it's going but it can't be good.

Flex, with you livin' out there in Mormon Country what about wives #2, 3, 4 and 5? The rest of us just got one to contend with, unless we is Divorced and are actually "Human Annuity"! One's bad enough to maintain - boats is hard - but the'er more like own'in a helicopter. 2.5 hours of maintaince for every one hour of fly'ing!

They's painfull

[DonV]

"I'm thinkin' a bunch of us have potential to get shot in a baited field..."

You ain't talking about a watermelon field are ya??

[cdavisdb]

"The other wife"

Boy have I heard that one a bunch from wife number 1.

Gotta admit, there is a little bit of truth to it. And I don't know about your wife, but mine doesn't tolerate competition very well.

Connor

[BigLew]

Does anyone on here know why women have two sets of lips?

[DonV]

Wild guess....for kissing??

[BigLew]

...so they piss and moan at the SAME time!

[PeterM]

My boats curves have started to sag

[DonV]

That's funny Lew!!! Well this thread has pretty much went to hell..........

[Old Goat]

Might as well throw this in here. Fact of life.

"They control 97% of the money, and 100% of anything else worth chasing after!"

[Beaver]

When something goes wrong with my boat I have a much better idea how to fix it. If I don't know how to fix it there is usually a youtube video to show me the way.