4 Boat Theory Clarified

Finster · #1 06-20-2003, 11:38 AM

As holder of the "4 Boat Theory" copyright I thought it only fitting that I should explain it.
Boat #1: small skinny water fishing boat that can access places other boats can't i.e. small whaler
Boat #2 medium range 20'er i.e the SC 20. Nice stable platform for bay and near shore fishing. Doesn't draft too much and economical to run. Your every day, after dinner type fishing boat.
Boat #3 This one is my personal favorite. This is the rip ass, balls out hardcore offshore fishing machine i.e the all knowing, all powerfull SeaCraft 23! This boat is what you want for getting out at 2 a.m, running 60+ mile out to the canyons, loading up on tunas and other yummy critters at first light, then drinking beers and doing high five's for breakfast on the way back in.
Boat #4 Least favorite in my opinion. This is the other boat that has a head in it for the ladies. Not much else I can say about this one.
This theory can be extended to boat #5 need be or combined with boat #4. This boat could be simular to a Seavette or Donvi. Something to cruze in to the bars and restaurants. Preferabily with half naked or naked chicks up front.

This is the 4 Boat Theory as I see it. And no I do not have 4 boats in that order, although I do have 4 boats. And I find this to be a practical guide line for the adult boating male.

Cheers [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[ June 20, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Finster ]

Mark · #2 06-20-2003, 11:52 AM

I'm inadequate [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

GetReel · #3 06-20-2003, 12:03 PM

Chris; thanks for the eloquent clarification and I hope that chicks really dig boat #3. I'm down with either "half naked or naked chicks" by the way...

PipeDreamsMarine · #4 06-20-2003, 02:10 PM

Yeah Chris.. I second that.. putting a pregant wife on the bow of a Donzi is a crime...

Finster · #5 06-21-2003, 01:30 AM

I did forget one very important vessel, and thats the offshore sport fisherman i.e 32' Albermarle, 60' Viking ect.... What the "F" if your going to dream, dream big. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Oh yeh, I think it should be a rule that if anyone does get naked or half naked chicks on board that they post pictures immeditely. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

(I think my wifes been pregnant too long [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] )

hermco · #6 06-21-2003, 02:18 PM

The naked chicks can be seen in person at the Colombus Day Regatta in Miami. We used to also have water balloon fights till they outlawed them.
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Finster · #7 06-21-2003, 05:19 PM

Marc, yeah and thats probibly one of the few 23 footer's you can do it in. No matter who you talk to, anyone in the know will tell you that the SC 23 will always bring you home safe.

D.H. you know the rules, they have to be naked on your boat to be posted. This should give you some insentive.
If not just email them to me directly. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Sorry Jason if I started something. But how can naked chicks be wrong?

Finster · #8 10-23-2004, 11:05 PM

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Scott · #9 10-25-2004, 09:23 PM

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Finny Finny Finny

NoNoNo ..... Its FIVE boat Theory ...sheesh GO have another beer !!!

Otto .... 1965 Boston Whaler 13 - 50 Merc ... when did that happen !!!! You running a marina ?

So when's the wife kickin you outta da house [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]